{"product_id":"arsenic-plate","title":"Arsenic Plate","description":"\u003ch1\u003eI Hope Ten Drops of Arsenic Are Enough – Funny Decorative Vintage Plate\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet on the outside, dangerously sarcastic on the inside. The \u003cstrong\u003e\"I Hope Ten Drops of Arsenic Are Enough\"\u003c\/strong\u003e decorative plate pairs an innocent vintage-style illustration with dark, irreverent humor to create a piece that's impossible to ignore. Perfect for lovers of gothic aesthetics, sarcastic décor, and conversation-starting art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by vintage children's illustrations and retro kitchenware, this handmade porcelain plate is designed for those who appreciate edgy comedy and beautifully twisted home décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach plate is individually crafted, making every piece a unique collectible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage-inspired porcelain decorative plate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally kiln-fired ceramic decal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality glossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes wall hanger for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFood safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in Berlin by Very Ugly Plates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGothic home décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalloween decorations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlternative interiors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKitchen wall art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of sarcastic and vintage-inspired art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Porcelain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiameter: Approx. 20–22 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Glossy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to hang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade with professional ceramic firing for long-lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e This artwork is intended as satirical décor. It contains a fictional humorous phrase and does not promote or encourage violence or harmful behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53486875705610,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_b5268a78-1807-477f-b21f-219a18805865.jpg?v=1785959790","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/arsenic-plate","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}