{"product_id":"dad-hat-free-your-ding-dong","title":"Dad Hat – “Free Your Ding Dong”","description":"Let it breathe. Let it live.\u003cbr\u003e\nFree your ding dong.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis embroidered dad hat walks the fine line between absurd humor and mild chaos. Confusing? Yes. Memorable? Absolutely.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClassic low-profile fit with a curved visor and adjustable strap — perfect for people who don’t take life (or themselves) too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from durable chino cotton twill, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for awkward conversations and questionable jokes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e\n• 6 embroidered eyelets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crown: 7.6 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable strap with antique buckle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidered text: free your ding dong\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect gift for friends with a weird sense of humor, festival people, and anyone who enjoys making others slightly uncomfortable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52801260323082,"sku":"8026183_7854","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52801260355850,"sku":"8026183_7857","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/classic-dad-hat-black-front-69cd0d60e1bd8.jpg?v=1775046003","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/dad-hat-free-your-ding-dong","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}