{"product_id":"dad-hat-i-m-not-impressed","title":"Dad Hat – “I’m Not Impressed”","description":"No excitement. No enthusiasm.\u003cbr\u003e\nJust… absolutely unimpressed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis embroidered dad hat delivers the perfect deadpan statement for everyday disappointment — whether it’s people, situations, or just the general state of things.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLow-profile fit, curved visor, adjustable strap — effortless, minimal, and just as unbothered as you are.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from durable chino cotton twill, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ideal for silently judging everything around you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e\n• 6 embroidered eyelets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crown: 7.6 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable strap with antique buckle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidered text: I’m not impressed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect gift for skeptics, minimalists, and anyone permanently underwhelmed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52801246855434,"sku":"2518419_7854","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52801246888202,"sku":"2518419_7857","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_db3384aa-172b-45ec-93a8-0c73194774dc.png?v=1778760250","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/dad-hat-i-m-not-impressed","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}