{"product_id":"dad-hat-i-shaved-my-legs-for-nothing","title":"Dad Hat – “I Shaved My Legs for Nothing”","description":"Effort was made. Regret was immediate.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis embroidered dad hat captures that very specific kind of disappointment — when you prepared for something that absolutely did not happen. Tragic. Smooth, but tragic.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLow-profile, curved visor, adjustable strap — aka the perfect hat for staying cute while questioning your life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from durable chino cotton twill, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for all your unnecessary efforts and cancelled plans.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e\n• 6 embroidered eyelets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crown: 7.6 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable strap with antique buckle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidered text: I shaved my legs for nothing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect gift for romantics, over-preparers, and victims of last-minute cancellations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52801214873866,"sku":"8894615_7854","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52801214906634,"sku":"8894615_7857","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/classic-dad-hat-black-front-69cd0b43a8537.jpg?v=1775045467","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/dad-hat-i-shaved-my-legs-for-nothing","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}