{"product_id":"dad-hat-what-a-perfect-day-for-an-anxiety-attack","title":"Dad Hat – “What a Perfect Day for an Anxiety Attack”","description":"Sun is shining. Birds are singing.\u003cbr\u003e\nYour brain? Absolutely spiraling.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis embroidered dad hat says what everyone is thinking but trying to suppress with iced coffee and denial. Subtle? No. Relatable? Painfully.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClassic low-profile fit with a curved visor and adjustable strap – perfect for daily walks, overstimulation, and pretending everything is fine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from durable chino cotton twill, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for every emotionally unstable moment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e\n• 6 embroidered eyelets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crown: 7.6 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable strap with antique buckle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidered text: What a perfect day for an anxiety attack\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect gift for overthinkers, chronic worriers, and anyone with a personality built on intrusive thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52801206092042,"sku":"2153037_7854","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52801206124810,"sku":"2153037_7857","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/classic-dad-hat-black-front-69cd0adfaf256.jpg?v=1775045364","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/dad-hat-what-a-perfect-day-for-an-anxiety-attack","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}