{"product_id":"destroy-your-enemies-organic-cotton-tote-bag","title":"Destroy Your Enemies – Organic Cotton Tote Bag","description":"Bold, dramatic, and just a little unhinged. The **\"Destroy Your Enemies\"** tote bag is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, sarcastic statements, and making an entrance without saying a word. Whether you're carrying books, groceries, art supplies, or the emotional baggage of your rivals, this sturdy organic cotton tote has room for it all.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from certified organic cotton, this reusable tote combines sustainability with a statement that's impossible to ignore. A perfect gift for friends with a wicked sense of humor, history buffs, fantasy fans, and anyone who enjoys embracing their villain era.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n### Features\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* \"Destroy Your Enemies\" printed design\u003cbr\u003e\n* Made from 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n* Durable heavyweight fabric (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n* Spacious open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n* Comfortable shoulder straps for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\n* Eco-friendly alternative to plastic bags\u003cbr\u003e\n* Ideal for daily errands, shopping, books, and travel\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n### Dimensions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n* Weight capacity: up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n* Strap width: 1″ (2.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n* Strap length: 24.5″ (62.2 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n### Perfect For\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Dark humor lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n* Fantasy and mythology fans\u003cbr\u003e\n* Book lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n* Everyday shopping\u003cbr\u003e\n* Farmers markets\u003cbr\u003e\n* Unique gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n* Statement accessory enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53244801581322,"sku":"6821362_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":53244801614090,"sku":"6821362_10458","price":25.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6a39a766550d6.jpg?v=1782163328","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/destroy-your-enemies-organic-cotton-tote-bag","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}