{"product_id":"drugstore","title":"Drugstore","description":"\u003ch1\u003eCan We Quickly Stop by the Drugstore? – Funny Decorative Ceramic Plate\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's never just a quick stop. And we both know it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe thought they were going on an adventure. She had other plans. Specifically, the skincare aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a dramatic classical painting and the painfully relatable question \u003cstrong\u003e\"CAN WE QUICKLY STOP BY THE DRUGSTORE?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, this funny ceramic plate is dedicated to everyone who has ever gone in for toothpaste and emerged 45 minutes later with three serums, a face mask, and absolutely no toothpaste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA masterpiece of questionable priorities, romantic drama, and retail therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for maximalist interiors, kitschy gallery walls, skincare obsessives, and anyone whose love language is \"just five more minutes.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorative ceramic plate featuring classical art with a modern, humorous twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold vintage-inspired artwork with a funny English quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a hanger – ready to display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust for decoration – not food safe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for eclectic, retro, and maximalist home decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny gift for beauty lovers, skincare addicts, and professional drugstore browsers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVery Ugly Plates – because good taste is overrated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53886911971594,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_fbe5bae8-e047-4cc7-a9c9-fe0a44875eba.jpg?v=1791618817","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/drugstore","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}