{"product_id":"i-shaved-for-nothing","title":"I shaved for nothing","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Shaved My Legs for Nothing – Vintage Flea Market Plate (20 cm)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dramatic moment.\u003cbr\u003e A silky leg.\u003cbr\u003e And absolutely no occasion to show it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003eone-of-a-kind vintage flea market find\u003c\/strong\u003e has been reimagined into a bold decorative statement piece in true Very Ugly Plates style. Featuring a delicate, retro illustration framed by a soft blue floral rim, the plate contrasts romantic vintage aesthetics with the painfully relatable quote:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR NOTHING.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes you cancel plans.\u003cbr\u003e Sometimes it rains.\u003cbr\u003e Sometimes life simply wastes your smoothness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✿ Original vintage porcelain plate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✿ Diameter: 20 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✿ Decorative use only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✿ Comes with a wall hanger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✿ Unique rim pattern – sourced from flea markets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach flea market piece is carefully selected and upcycled, giving forgotten porcelain a second life with a slightly rebellious twist. No two plates are ever identical – that’s the beauty of the hunt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egallery walls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebedroom decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eironic bathroom art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egifts for best friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone who knows the struggle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery Ugly Plates – Making walls weirder since 2018.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Very Ugly Plates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52658552865034,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/7986\/4662\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_9a7fab92-1000-4f61-b6ee-0c6062f35248.png?v=1772547141","url":"https:\/\/veryuglyplates.de\/products\/i-shaved-for-nothing","provider":"Very Ugly Plates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}