Algorithm

“Oh God Please Make the Instagram Algorithm Less Shitty Again” – Decorative Art Plate

A modern prayer.
A digital confession.
A baroque meltdown in porcelain form.

This Very Ugly Plates design features a classical, old-master-inspired portrait of a praying woman surrounded by lush florals — contrasted with a painfully honest plea to the Instagram algorithm.

Because running a creative business in 2026 requires faith.

Product details:

• Diameter: approx. 20 cm
• Vintage porcelain base
• Glossy finish
• For decorative use only
• Comes with a wall hanger
• Handmade as part of the Very Ugly Plates art project

The soft floral border and romantic aesthetic make it look innocent from afar.
The text makes it painfully relatable up close.

Perfect for:

• artists and small business owners
• content creators fighting the algorithm
• ironic baroque lovers
• home offices with emotional damage
• unique gift ideas for Instagram-addicted friends

This plate combines classical art aesthetics with modern digital frustration — the signature Very Ugly Plates tension between beauty and chaos.

Making walls weirder since 2018