House I can afford

“WOW, FINALLY A HOUSE I CAN AFFORD” – Vintage Plate

A vintage porcelain plate rescued from the depths of someone’s very questionable attic and transformed into a painfully relatable piece of wall art. Featuring a retro lady proudly holding the only house most of us will ever own, this plate is equal parts humour, nostalgia, and economic trauma.

Hand-decorated in Berlin by Very Ugly Plates.

✨ Details

• Authentic vintage plate (each one is slightly unique)
• Diameter: approx. 19–21 cm
• Comes with a wall hanger – ready to display straight out of the box
• For decorative use only
• Gold rim may show signs of age — that’s where the charm lives

🎁 Perfect for:
Renters, millennials, house-plant owners, people who’ve given up on the housing market, and anyone with a good sense of humour.

Make your walls weirder. Make your guests laugh. Own at least one house today.