Black cat

I Might Sacrifice You to Satan – Vintage Plate

Not saying I will. Just saying the option is on the table.
This vintage porcelain plate features a judgmental black cat, a pentagram moment, and a sentence that says exactly what you’re thinking — but louder.

Perfect for people who love cats, dark humor, and home decor that makes guests uncomfortable in the best possible way.

Despite the chaotic message, this one is food safe (because irony matters).

Details:

• 🖤 Vintage porcelain plate
• 🍽 Food safe
• 📏 Approx. 20 cm diameter
• 🪝 Comes with a hanger – ready to haunt your wall
• 🐈‍⬛ One-of-a-kind piece (found & transformed, not mass-produced)

Perfect for:

• Cat people with a dark sense of humor
• Alternative home decor lovers
• Gothic kitchens, weird galleries, and unhinged gift ideas
• Anyone who thinks cute decor is overrated

⚠️ Warning: may cause nervous laughter, sudden friendships, or mild fear in visitors.

Very Ugly Plates – making walls weirder since 2018. 🖤