Can't cook

Retro “I Can’t Cook” Funny Plate | 20cm Vintage-Inspired Wall Art

Spice up your kitchen (or your gift game) with this hilariously twisted vintage-style plate! Featuring a sweet 1950s-style girl and the quote:
“They said I can’t cook. Those were their last words.”
—it’s the perfect mix of wholesome and wicked.

Originally found at a fleamarket and revived with modern sass, this 20cm plate is food-safe and comes ready to hang. Whether it’s a bold addition to your home décor or a hilarious gift for a friend, it’s sure to stand out.

Ideal for:

Unique and funny kitchen wall art

Gifts for foodies, home cooks, and mischief-makers

Retro décor lovers

Housewarming surprises with attitude

Product Details:

Diameter: 20cm

Food safe

Includes wall hanger

Authentic vintage base with a modern makeover

Designed by Very Ugly Plates

Add a cheeky vibe to your space or gift someone a plate that bites back!