Can't stop thinking of your meat

I Can’t Stop Thinking of Your Meat – Plate (≈20 cm)

A romantic message.
A questionable visual.
A perfect gift.

This plate delivers love, obsession, and cured meats in one unforgettable object. Featuring a classic still-life composition of sausages and ham paired with the honest confession
I CAN’T STOP THINKING OF YOUR MEAT,
it’s the ideal gift for anyone who enjoys dark humor, bold aesthetics, and a little chaos in their relationship.

Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or random Tuesdays when words alone aren’t enough.

🔥 Choose your version:

Option 1: Food Safe – Vintage Plate

• Made on a real vintage porcelain plate
• Food safe (yes, you can actually use it)
• Diameter: around 20 cm
• Each piece is one of a kind
• Comes with a hanger (for wall display when not serving drama)

Best for partners who love cooking, hosting, or serving snacks with a sense of humor.

Option 2: Decorative Plate

• For decoration only (not food safe)
• Diameter: around 20 cm
• Lightweight and perfect for wall styling
• Comes with a hanger – ready to display instantly

Best for statement walls, kitchens, studios, or bedrooms with personality.

🎁 Perfect gift for:

• Male partners with a sense of humor
• Meat lovers, food lovers, and art lovers
• People who already own enough boring plates
• Anyone who appreciates ironic, bold, slightly unhinged design

⚠️ Disclaimer:
This plate is about humor, not nutrition.
Reactions may include laughter, pride, and immediate wall placement.

Very Ugly Plates – romance, but make it weird. 🖤🥓