Cock

When grandma’s china meets dirty humor.

This 20cm vintage floral plate looks innocent at first glance, but the bold statement ‘I can’t stop thinking of your cock’ paired with a hand-drawn rooster takes it straight from the flea market to instant conversation piece. Food-safe, comes with a hanger, and ready to shock, amuse, or charm your guests.

Perfect as a unique wall décor, naughty housewarming gift, or the ultimate dinner-party icebreaker. Because life’s too short for boring plates.