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Dad Hat – “What a Perfect Day for an Anxiety Attack”
Dad Hat – “What a Perfect Day for an Anxiety Attack”
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Sun is shining. Birds are singing.
Your brain? Absolutely spiraling.
This embroidered dad hat says what everyone is thinking but trying to suppress with iced coffee and denial. Subtle? No. Relatable? Painfully.
Classic low-profile fit with a curved visor and adjustable strap – perfect for daily walks, overstimulation, and pretending everything is fine.
Made from durable chino cotton twill, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for every emotionally unstable moment.
Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Crown: 7.6 cm
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Embroidered text: What a perfect day for an anxiety attack
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Perfect gift for overthinkers, chronic worriers, and anyone with a personality built on intrusive thoughts.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Your brain? Absolutely spiraling.
This embroidered dad hat says what everyone is thinking but trying to suppress with iced coffee and denial. Subtle? No. Relatable? Painfully.
Classic low-profile fit with a curved visor and adjustable strap – perfect for daily walks, overstimulation, and pretending everything is fine.
Made from durable chino cotton twill, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for every emotionally unstable moment.
Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Crown: 7.6 cm
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Embroidered text: What a perfect day for an anxiety attack
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Perfect gift for overthinkers, chronic worriers, and anyone with a personality built on intrusive thoughts.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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