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Very Ugly Plates
Dead Inside Still Horny T-Shirt
Dead Inside Still Horny T-Shirt
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Emotionally unavailable. Physically… not.
This “Dead Inside, Still Horny” T-shirt is classic Very Ugly Plates — elegant vintage-style horse illustration paired with a brutally honest modern mood.
Soft tones, refined composition… and a statement that escalates quickly.
Depression, but make it aesthetic.
It’s ironic, uncomfortable, and weirdly relatable.
Perfect for fans of dark humor, self-awareness, and jokes that hit a little too close.
Product details (emotionally empty, structurally solid):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – clean, structured silhouette
– Soft feel with durable construction
– Built to survive your personality
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (like your emotional state)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not feelings)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just honesty in decorative form.
Very Ugly Plates — pretty, but concerning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This “Dead Inside, Still Horny” T-shirt is classic Very Ugly Plates — elegant vintage-style horse illustration paired with a brutally honest modern mood.
Soft tones, refined composition… and a statement that escalates quickly.
Depression, but make it aesthetic.
It’s ironic, uncomfortable, and weirdly relatable.
Perfect for fans of dark humor, self-awareness, and jokes that hit a little too close.
Product details (emotionally empty, structurally solid):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – clean, structured silhouette
– Soft feel with durable construction
– Built to survive your personality
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (like your emotional state)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not feelings)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just honesty in decorative form.
Very Ugly Plates — pretty, but concerning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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