Adorable face. Absolute menace.
This “Don’t Worry, I Won’t Eat You… I Don’t Eat Trash” T-shirt is classic Very Ugly Plates contrast — soft, vintage kitten aesthetic paired with a message that escalates quickly.
It’s sweet, it’s threatening, it’s emotionally confusing.
Exactly how we like it.
Perfect for cat people, dark humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys being slightly offensive while looking completely innocent.
Product details (cute outside, chaos inside):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – structured but relaxed
– Soft feel with clean silhouette
– Durable stitching for everyday disrespect
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (soft vintage vibe)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not kindness)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just a threat in pastel colors.
Very Ugly Plates — dangerously cute, emotionally unstable.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
