Fart

Meet the plate that captures the truest human emotion: the moment you close the door and can finally… exhale.
Classy vintage lady, glamorous dress, elegant pose — and the brutally honest caption:
“Phew, I can finally fart.”

A perfect blend of kitsch, vintage charm, and Very Ugly Plates’ signature honesty. This one-of-a-kind piece will make your guests laugh, cry, and question their own digestive dignity.

✨ Details:
• Authentic vintage plate — expect tiny imperfections and lots of character
• Upcycled with a high-quality printed design
• Decoration only (don’t serve beans on it, trust me)
• Comes with a hanger — ready to join your weird wall
• Only one piece available — when it’s gone, it’s gone

Ideal for bathroom gallery walls, quirky hallways, or as a gift for someone who loves glamour with a side of gas-related truth.

Make your home weird. Make it honest. Make it Very Ugly. 💛