Fruit plate

🍋"Cocaine and Kebab" Ceramic Snack Plate

Because someone had to say it.

This bold, kitschy plate delivers the kind of dietary advice your body actually needs — with a healthy dose of sass. Whether you're snacking on berries or contemplating life over your third kebab of the week, this piece is here to keep you grounded (and hopefully fruit-fed).

• Food safe 
• Dishwasher safe 
• Comes without a hanger (it belongs in use, not just on display)
• Size: Just right for snacks, sarcasm, and strawberries
• Flea market aesthetic with Very Ugly Plates™ humor

Perfect as a gift, a conversation starter, or a daily reminder that fruits > chaos.