Gimme that ass

Gimme That Ass – Vintage Porcelain Plate with Real Gold

Love is wild. So is the flirting.

Somewhere deep in the forest, romance is alive, dignity is dead, and one very determined stag has absolutely no chill.

Meet "GIMME THAT ASS" – a gloriously inappropriate vintage porcelain plate featuring two deer in a dramatic woodland chase. Complete with an elegant, genuine gold-decorated rim, it's the perfect combination of grandma's finest china and humor she definitely wouldn't approve of.

And because we believe in giving beautiful old things a second chance to misbehave, this design is created on an authentic vintage plate. Not a flea market imitation. The real deal.

Perfect for maximalist interiors, vintage lovers, cheeky gallery walls, and anyone who appreciates a little dirty humor served on fine porcelain.

Product Details:

• Authentic vintage porcelain plate – each piece is unique
• Real gold decoration on the elegant rim
• Food safe – beautiful enough for your wall, practical enough for your table
• Comes with a hanger – ready to display
• Vintage-inspired woodland artwork featuring two deer
• Reimagined by Very Ugly Plates

Because nothing says classy quite like real gold and a completely inappropriate pickup line.

Very Ugly Plates – Giving vintage porcelain a very questionable second life since 2018.