Girls fight

Romance, but make it questionable.

This decorative plate features a vintage-style dramatic illustration paired with the unapologetically bold text: “This unemployed alcoholic is mine.” A perfect mix of old-world aesthetics and modern toxic humor.

Equal parts tragic, funny, and painfully relatable, this piece turns classic art into a statement about love, bad decisions, and emotional commitment issues.

Details:

• Decorative plate (not for food use)
• Diameter: approx. 20 cm
• Ready to hang
• Glossy finish with high-quality print
• Designed by Very Ugly Plates

Why it stands out:
Because nothing says devotion like publicly claiming your chaos.

Perfect for:

• Gallery walls with personality
• Gifts for your most unhinged friends
• Anyone with a dark sense of humor

Very Ugly Plates – Making walls weirder since 2018