Guests

"Guests Are Like Fish" – Hand-Painted Vintage Decorative Plate

Hospitality has its limits. This vintage-style plate features a charming fish illustration alongside the timeless (and brutally honest) saying: "Guests are like fish—after two days, they stink." Perfect for those who love hosting… in moderation.

Product Details:

✔ Hand-painted text – carefully crafted for that witty touch.
✔ Classic vintage design – timeless elegance with a splash of sarcasm.
✔ Comes with a hanger – ready to display in your home.
✔ For decoration only – not suitable for food use.

Why You’ll Love It:

✨ Hilariously relatable – for anyone who enjoys their personal space.
✨ Great conversation starter – makes guests laugh (or take the hint).
✨ A unique gift – ideal for hosts, homebodies, and lovers of dark humor.

Hang it up and set expectations—because some visits should come with an expiration date.