Hairy butt

Add a pinch of chaos to your wall with this extremely poetic (and mildly concerning) vintage plate.
Featuring the timeless verse: “Roses are red, my hair is scary — but at least my butt isn’t hairy.”
A true Shakespearean moment… if Shakespeare had a fever dream in an antique shop.

This is a unique, one-of-a-kind vintage plate, upcycled in the Very Ugly Plates studio and turned into a decorative masterpiece. Perfect for people who appreciate questionable humor, surreal art, and things your guests definitely won’t forget.

✨ Details:
• Original vintage plate — expect charming imperfections
• Upcycled, hand–finished design
• Decoration only (aka: don’t eat spaghetti from it, babe)
• Comes with a hanger — ready for your gallery wall
• Unique piece — only one exists

Perfect as a gift, a statement piece, or a daily reminder that at least your butt situation is doing fine.

Make your walls weirder. 💙