Having a job

For everyone who’s allergic to the concept of a 9-to-5 — meet your spirit plate. This vintage beauty proudly says “Having a job is not my thing” so you don’t have to. Perfect for freelancers, dreamers, or anyone who’s ever “accidentally” quit their job after one bad meeting.

✨ Details:

• Real old plate – rescued from a flea market, full of charm and minor trauma
• Just for decoration (like most of your degrees)
• Comes with a hanger, ready to display your unemployment goals
• One of a kind – no second chances, just like that job interview

Hang it up, lean back, and remember: employment is temporary, but good taste is forever.