Home alone

Home Alone – Time for Porn Plate (20 cm)

Vintage Decorative Wall Plate | Very Ugly Plates

Sometimes honesty is the best interior design choice.

This 20 cm vintage plate features a retro pin-up inspired illustration paired with the unapologetic phrase: “Home Alone – Time for Porn.” Sweet pastel blue rim, delicate gold detailing, and absolutely unhinged energy in the center.

It’s nostalgic.
It’s ironic.
It’s slightly inappropriate.
It’s Very Ugly Plates.

Details:

• Diameter: approx. 20 cm
• Authentic vintage plate
• Decorative use only
• Comes with a wall hanger attached
• One-of-a-kind piece

This piece blends soft grandma aesthetic with bold modern humor — perfect for bedrooms, gallery walls, hallways that need drama, or as a gift for that friend who “doesn’t decorate” but definitely should.

Very Ugly Plates started with found flea market porcelain like this — forgotten, delicate, traditional — reimagined into wall statements that are funny, uncomfortable, and impossible to ignore.

Because boring walls are the real crime.