Hurry up

If you ever needed motivation… this is it. 🚴‍♂️

This Very Ugly Plate features a vintage-style illustration of competitive cyclists mid-race, paired with the brutally honest caption: “Hurry up guys! Car drivers won’t piss off themselves.”
A perfect mix of retro sports aesthetic and unapologetic humor — slightly chaotic, slightly offensive, and very real.

This piece is made for people who enjoy sarcasm, cycling culture, and jokes that maybe shouldn’t be said out loud (but look great on a wall).

✔️ Not a flea market find – newly made plate
✔️ High-quality print with vivid colors
✔️ Just for decoration (not food safe)
✔️ Comes ready to hang
✔️ Diameter: ~20 cm

Perfect as a gift for cyclists, urban commuters, or anyone who has ever waited way too long behind a slow bike lane moment.

Very Ugly Plates is a Berlin-based project by Polish artist Kamila Majcher, known for turning vintage-inspired imagery into bold, ironic wall art.

Hang it. Judge society. Repeat.