You thought no one noticed.
You were wrong.
This “I Saw You Peeing in the Sea” T-shirt is classic Very Ugly Plates — dreamy, moody seascape with a slightly judgmental cosmic presence… and a message that hits way too close to home.
Elegant vintage vibes, deeply unserious accusation.
Perfect balance.
Ideal for beach people, oversharers, and anyone who enjoys calling others out in the most poetic way possible.
Product details (ocean approved):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – relaxed, clean silhouette
– Soft feel with structured shape
– Durable stitching for repeated bad behavior
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (washed by the sea, emotionally)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (sand energy)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just public exposure in wearable form.
Very Ugly Plates — nothing goes unnoticed.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
