I will shit on your bed

Dark, dramatic and slightly unhinged – just how we like it.

This statement plate features a majestic black cat sitting regally on silk pillows with the bold caption: “I Will Shit On Your Bed.” A perfect mix of baroque elegance and chaotic cat energy. Ideal for cat lovers who appreciate beauty… and boundaries.

Created as part of the Very Ugly Plates art project, this design transforms classic vintage aesthetics into bold, conversation-starting wall decor.

Product Details:

• Approx. 20 cm diameter
• Decorative plate (not food safe)
• Comes with a hanger attached – ready to hang
• High-quality print on vintage-style porcelain
• Designed in Berlin by Very Ugly Plates

Perfect for:

• Cat moms & cat dads with a sense of humor
• Unique housewarming gifts
• Gothic, maximalist & eclectic interiors
• Gallery walls that need attitude

This isn’t just a plate.
It’s a warning. 🐈‍⬛

Very Ugly Plates – Making walls weirder since 2018.