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Very Ugly Plates
I Will Shit on Your Bed Cat T-Shirt
I Will Shit on Your Bed Cat T-Shirt
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Cute. Elegant. Threatening.
This “I Will Shit on Your Bed” T-shirt is peak Very Ugly Plates — luxurious vintage aesthetic featuring a perfectly composed black cat… delivering a very clear message.
Soft pillows, rich textures, royal attitude — and zero respect for your belongings.
It’s classy chaos at its finest.
Perfect for cat owners (you know it’s true), dark humor lovers, and anyone who appreciates passive-aggressive threats wrapped in beauty.
Product details (luxury look, feral energy):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – clean, structured silhouette
– Soft feel with durable construction
– Made to survive… whatever your cat does next
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (like your ruined bedding)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not forgiveness)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just a warning.
Very Ugly Plates — elegance with consequences.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This “I Will Shit on Your Bed” T-shirt is peak Very Ugly Plates — luxurious vintage aesthetic featuring a perfectly composed black cat… delivering a very clear message.
Soft pillows, rich textures, royal attitude — and zero respect for your belongings.
It’s classy chaos at its finest.
Perfect for cat owners (you know it’s true), dark humor lovers, and anyone who appreciates passive-aggressive threats wrapped in beauty.
Product details (luxury look, feral energy):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – clean, structured silhouette
– Soft feel with durable construction
– Made to survive… whatever your cat does next
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (like your ruined bedding)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not forgiveness)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just a warning.
Very Ugly Plates — elegance with consequences.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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