Not toxic. Just… selective.
This “I Wish You Were Weed” T-shirt is classic Very Ugly Plates — wholesome vintage imagery with a message that takes a sharp, slightly concerning turn.
A sweet old-world scene of plant care… paired with a thought that probably shouldn’t be said out loud. But here we are.
Soft aesthetic, brutal honesty.
That’s the whole point.
Perfect for people with dark humor, questionable patience, and a love for passive-aggressive statements disguised as art.
Product details (gardening, but emotional):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – structured yet relaxed
– Soft feel with clean silhouette
– Durable stitching for everyday irritation
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (aged like your tolerance)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (organic chaos)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just a thought you probably had before.
Very Ugly Plates — soft visuals, hard truths.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
