It'been a very long time

A little vintage romance, a little feline attitude, and a joke that definitely isn’t as innocent as it first appears.

This Very Ugly Plates decorative plate features a charming vintage-style woman holding a black cat, paired with the cheeky quote:

“It’s been a very long time since you played with my pussy.”

Sweet, nostalgic and wonderfully inappropriate — perfect for anyone who loves campy home decor, vintage illustrations, cats, dirty jokes and conversation-starting wall art.

Made to be displayed, not hidden in a cupboard. Hang it on your wall, add it to a gallery wall, or give it as a funny and unexpected gift.

Details:

• Decorative ceramic plate
• Comes with a plate hanger
• For decoration only – not food safe
• Vintage-inspired artwork
• Designed by Very Ugly Plates in Berlin
• Great as funny wall decor, a housewarming gift, cat lover gift or cheeky adult gift

Because pretty plates are boring.