Keep thinking

I Can’t Stop Thinking of Your Cock – Vintage Style Statement Plate (20 cm)

Not your grandma’s porcelain.
Well… actually it is. Just with better thoughts.

This 20 cm decorative plate features a delicate vintage-style rooster illustration framed by an elegant brown ornamental border – and the unforgettable quote:
“I can’t stop thinking of your cock.”

At first glance? Classic countryside charm.
At second glance? Absolutely not innocent.

✨ Details:
– Diameter: approx. 20 cm
– Decorative wall plate
– Comes with a hanger attached – ready to hang
– Vintage-style porcelain base
– Designed by Very Ugly Plates
– For decoration only

This piece is perfect for:

• cheeky kitchen decor
• bold bedroom gallery walls
• hilarious housewarming gifts
• Valentine’s Day with attitude
• people who appreciate subtle filth wrapped in grandma aesthetics

It’s romantic. It’s vulgar. It’s farm-core meets flirt-core.

Very Ugly Plates – making walls weirder since 2018.