Sugar baby

“Too Lazy to Work, Too Mean to Be a Sugar Baby” Vintage Plate | 20cm Wall Art for the Existentially Exhausted

A relatable crisis, immortalized in porcelain. This 20cm vintage plate pairs a classic Renaissance-style lady with the brutally honest lament:
“Oh God, why did you make me too lazy to work and too mean to be a sugar baby?”

It’s the perfect piece of wall décor for anyone who’s ever questioned life’s lack of shortcuts—served with a side of biting humor.

Food-safe and upcycled from an authentic fleamarket find, this plate is equal parts old-world art and modern-day mood. Comes with a hanger for instant display.

Great for:

Maximalist home décor lovers

Friends who live for memes and self-deprecating humor

Gifts for the delightfully jaded

Conversation-starting kitchen or office art

Product Details:

20cm diameter

Food safe

Hanger included

Vintage plate with bold updated design by Very Ugly Plates

Perfect for the shelf, wall, or your soul-crushing 9-to-5 escape plan.