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Sugar baby
Sugar baby
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“Too Lazy to Work, Too Mean to Be a Sugar Baby” Vintage Plate | 20cm Wall Art for the Existentially Exhausted
A relatable crisis, immortalized in porcelain. This 20cm vintage plate pairs a classic Renaissance-style lady with the brutally honest lament:
“Oh God, why did you make me too lazy to work and too mean to be a sugar baby?”
It’s the perfect piece of wall décor for anyone who’s ever questioned life’s lack of shortcuts—served with a side of biting humor.
Food-safe and upcycled from an authentic fleamarket find, this plate is equal parts old-world art and modern-day mood. Comes with a hanger for instant display.
Great for:
Maximalist home décor lovers
Friends who live for memes and self-deprecating humor
Gifts for the delightfully jaded
Conversation-starting kitchen or office art
Product Details:
20cm diameter
Food safe
Hanger included
Vintage plate with bold updated design by Very Ugly Plates
Perfect for the shelf, wall, or your soul-crushing 9-to-5 escape plan.
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