Gardening

“I Freaking Love Gardening” – Gothic Horticulture Plate for the Dark at Heart

Roses are red. Life is pain. But damn it, your succulents are thriving.

This gloriously morbid vintage plate celebrates the sacred bond between death and daisies. Featuring a skeleton gardener who’s clearly been through a lot and still found joy in potting soil, this design is a tribute to all those who find peace among compost and chaos.

Perfectly printed on an authentic vintage porcelain plate covered in dainty pink florals—because contrast is the spice of decor—it’s ideal for goth girls with green thumbs, and anyone who finds life a little more bearable with a trowel in hand.

• Real vintage plate – each one is unique, just like that cactus you accidentally overwatered
• Food safe porcelain – but let’s face it, this belongs on the wall, not under your meatloaf
• Comes with a hanger – so you can display your obsession with plants and emotional decay instantly
• Makes the perfect gift for plant lovers, gardeners, and lowkey existentialists

Whether you’re curating a gallery wall, looking for a funny-yet-gothic present, or just need a daily reminder that suffering can be aesthetic, this plate has your back.

Floral. Fatal. Freaking funny.