Don't pick those

“Don’t Pick Those!” Funny Vintage Plate | 20cm Upcycled Wall Art

For those who love wildflowers—and even more so, dark humor—this 20cm vintage plate is a total conversation starter. Featuring a nostalgic countryside scene and the unexpected quote:
“DON’T PICK THOSE! MY DOG SH*TS THERE”
—it perfectly blends sweet innocence with laugh-out-loud sass.

Sourced from an old fleamarket and reimagined with bold modern flair, this plate is food-safe and includes a wall hanger so you can showcase it proudly (or give the best gift ever).

Perfect for:

People with pets and a sense of humor

Unusual, bold home décor

Hilarious gift ideas for friends or dog lovers

Fans of vintage kitsch with a twist

Product Specs:

20cm diameter

Food safe

Wall hanger included

Repurposed vintage plate with original design by Very Ugly Plates

Pretty, profane, and proudly weird—this plate is not for the faint of heart.