Stara i Glucha polish plate

Grandma’s china with zero grandma vibes.

This 20cm porcelain plate may look delicate with its vintage floral pattern and golden details, but the bold Polish text says it all: ‘Stara i głucha, ale dobrze się rucha’ (Old and deaf, but still bangs well). A true flea-market find, food-safe, and ready to hang with the included plate hanger.

Perfect as cheeky wall décor, a jaw-dropping gift, or simply the plate that will guarantee double-takes at every dinner party. Because who said porcelain has to be polite?