Eat this one

“Let’s Eat This One” – Vintage Plate for Questionable Morals & Excellent Taste

Who says dark humor and fine porcelain don’t mix?

This one-of-a-kind vintage plate captures a truly heartwarming scene… until you read the text. Featuring two charming children lovingly selecting their next dinner from a group of fluffy lambs, this plate is here to disrupt your dining room decor in the most fabulous way possible.

Printed on a real vintage porcelain plate, this piece walks the perfect line between nostalgic kitsch and “Did they really just say that?” And yes, we did.

• Food safe porcelain – ironically ready to serve roast lamb or tofu roast, we don’t judge.
• Comes with a hanger – no tools, no trouble, just instant weird wall glory.
• Authentic vintage – every plate is unique, just like your sense of humor.
• Perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, or giving your vegan friend an existential crisis.
• Ideal gift for women who love quirky decor, unexpected punchlines, and deadpan farmhouse vibes.

Whether you’re curating a maximalist gallery wall or looking for the perfect gift for your twisted-yet-fabulous friend, this plate delivers laughter with a side of lamb—metaphorically speaking (we hope).

Add some “wait… what?” energy to your home. Because basic is boring, and this plate? Deliciously dark.