Very Ugly Plates
Many cocks
Many cocks
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So Many Cocks – Vintage Decorative Plate (20 cm)
Looking for subtle home decor?
This is not that.
This 20 cm vintage plate features a glorious parade of proud roosters surrounding the bold statement:
“So many cocks in this world and yours is still my favourite.”
Romantic? Slightly inappropriate? Absolutely.
A perfect gift for:
- your boyfriend / husband
- your situationship with potential
- your best friend with elite humor
- yourself (because standards matter)
Details:
- ✔ Original vintage plate
- ✔ Diameter: approx. 20 cm
- ✔ Comes with a hanger – ready to decorate your wall
- ✔ Decorative use only
The delicate golden ornamental rim gives it classic countryside elegance… while the text does the exact opposite. The contrast? Chef’s kiss.
This piece is part of the Very Ugly Plates universe – where grandma aesthetics meet chaotic modern love language.
Hang it in:
- your kitchen
- your bedroom (bold move)
- your gallery wall
- your ex’s emotional damage archive
Perfect as a unique gift, ironic home decor, Valentine’s surprise, or statement wall art for people who appreciate vintage plates with attitude.
Because in a world full of options… taste still matters.
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