Monday again

This 20cm porcelain drama queen screams what we all feel: “OH GOD, WHY IT’S MONDAY AGAIN?”—because existential dread should come with floral edging.

Snatched from a forgotten fleamarket and revived with ironic despair, this vintage plate is food safe (yes, you can eat sadness off it) and comes with a handy hanger so you can sob into your coffee while it judges you from the wall.

Perfect gift for your coworker, your therapist, or yourself (because Mondays don’t care). Old plate, new purpose, 100% attitude.

🔸 20cm of glorious gloom
🔸 Upcycled fleamarket find
🔸 Comes with wall hanger
🔸 Food safe (in case you want to eat your feelings)

✨ One-of-a-kind. Like your weekly breakdown.