Money laundry

In This House We Do Money Laundry – Decorative Plate (approx. 20 cm)

Because some houses recycle.
Some compost.
And some run a very successful money laundry.

This vintage porcelain plate features a classic floral motif paired with the unapologetic slogan “In This House We Do Money Laundry” — a perfect blend of grandma aesthetics and modern dark humor. Elegant, ironic, and just a little bit unhinged (the good kind).

Designed as decorative wall art, this plate is meant to be admired, laughed at, and silently judged by guests who don’t get the joke.

Details:

• Approx. 20 cm diameter
• Decorative use only (not food safe)
• Original vintage porcelain plate
• Comes with a hanger on the back – ready to hang
• Each piece is one of a kind, with small signs of age that add character

Perfect for:

• Kitchens with personality
• Laundry rooms with ambition
• Gift-giving when candles feel too safe
• People who enjoy sarcasm served on fine porcelain

✨ Very Ugly Plates – where polite florals meet inappropriate statements.