Nie po kwiatkach

My Polish Mama Vintage Plate – "Nie po Kwiatkach Kurwa!" – Funny Floral Wall Decor

Bring a dose of Polish humor into your home with this one-of-a-kind vintage porcelain plate by Very Ugly Plates. Featuring delicate vintage floral illustrations and the iconic Polish saying "Nie po Kwiatkach Kurwa!" ("Don’t step on my flowerbed for fucks sake!") this plate is the perfect mix of elegant grandmother's china and unapologetic Eastern European attitude.

Each authentic vintage plate is carefully restored and decorated by hand, making every piece completely unique. Whether you're Polish, have a Polish mama who always told it like it is, or simply love sarcastic home décor, this plate is guaranteed to start conversations.

Perfect as a gift for:

• Polish moms and grandmas
• Fans of Eastern European humor
• Housewarming gifts
• Friends who appreciate sarcastic decor
• Kitchen, dining room, or gallery wall decoration

Product Details

• Authentic vintage porcelain plate
• Food safe
• Ready to hang – wall hanger included
• Every vintage plate is unique and may vary slightly in shape or floral pattern
• Handmade in Berlin by Very Ugly Plates