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“I’m Not Impressed” – Vintage Sass Decorative Plate

Let’s be honest—some days, your face says it all. Now your wall can too.

Meet your new favorite passive-aggressive houseguest: this delightfully moody vintage plate featuring a classic portrait of a 19th-century lady serving side-eye stronger than your morning espresso. Surrounded by the timeless phrase “I’M NOT IMPRESSED,” she’s the perfect companion for your kitchen, hallway, office, or anywhere you need a gentle reminder that not everything (or everyone) deserves your enthusiasm.

Crafted from an authentic old porcelain plate and transformed into a hilariously elegant wall piece, this design blends vintage charm with modern attitude. It’s a cheeky nod to the past with a firm foot planted in today’s sarcasm.

• Food-safe porcelain – Yes, you could serve snacks on her. Will she approve? Doubtful.
• Comes with a hanger – Ready to grace your wall with zero effort.
• One-of-a-kind vintage base – Each plate is unique, just like your ex’s excuses.
• Perfect gift for women who love home decor, sarcasm, and historical drama.
• Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, breakups, or just because you’re fabulous.

Whether you’re building a gallery wall, revamping your space, or searching for a gift that says, “You’re classy, but also kinda over it,” this plate is here to serve.

Sassy. Sophisticated. Slightly judgmental. Just like you.