Owning a dog

Meet another beautifully questionable treasure from Very Ugly Plates 💅
This vintage porcelain plate was rescued from a flea market, given a second (and much louder) life, and turned into a wall decoration that says exactly what polite society is afraid to admit.

With its classic old-painting vibe and dark humor text, this plate is not here to serve dinner. It’s here to judge your guests, confuse your family, and make your wall unforgettable.

🖼️ Product details:

• Diameter: approx. 20 cm
• Material: vintage porcelain
• Condition: pre-loved, may show small signs of age (that’s the charm)
• Use: DECORATION ONLY (not food safe)
• Extras: comes with a hanger, ready to hang straight on your wall

🧠 Important (but boring) facts:

• This is a one-of-a-kind piece – once it’s gone, it’s gone forever
• Not suitable for food, dishwasher, microwave, or sensible people
• Perfect for walls, shelves, galleries, offices, kitchens with personality, and homes that refuse to be boring

💥 Why you want it:

✔ Flea market find with history
✔ Vintage meets dark humor
✔ Conversation starter (or conversation killer)
✔ Ideal gift for dog lovers, weird art collectors, and people with taste issues

Very Ugly Plates are made for those who believe that walls should have opinions.
Hang it proudly. Let it judge silently.

✨ Making walls weirder since 2018