Polish plate kanapki z hajsem

This plate is not here to serve snacks.
It’s here to serve attitude.

A sweet, innocent-looking girl from a classical painting holds a humble sandwich… while silently judging your financial decisions. Paired with the iconic phrase “If sandwiches, then only with cash,” this decorative plate is a love letter to irony, ambition, and knowing your worth.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys:

• jokes about money without actually having it,
• art that looks museum-approved but talks like your inner monologue,
• home decor that makes guests laugh, pause, and then ask “where did you get this?”

Details:

• Diameter: approx. 20 cm
• Just for decoration (your wallet can cry, the plate won’t)
• Not food safe
• Comes with a hanger on the back – ready to flex on your wall
• Lightweight and easy to hang

Looks great in kitchens, dining rooms, studios, offices, or anywhere financial delusion meets aesthetic ambition. Also makes a perfect gift for:

• hustlers,
• art lovers,
• people who romanticize poverty but demand luxury vibes.

This plate won’t make you rich —
but it will make your wall financially self-aware.

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