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Premium Sweatshirt

Premium Sweatshirt

Regular price 55,00 €
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Meet the sweatshirt your cat would buy if it had taste and a bank account. This unisex eco sweatshirt pairs soft, planet-friendly fabric with a very specific mood: equal parts plush comfort and ominous feline energy. The cat on the chest is not here to make friends — it’s here to judge your playlist, your houseplants, and your life choices. Wear it to brunch, to the studio, or when you need your outfit to threaten politely.

Perfect for: people who love animals but also enjoy passive-apocalyptic humor, anyone who appreciates a dramatic cat illustration, or that one friend who laughs at chaos.

Why you’ll secretly wear it every day:
• 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton — soft enough to forgive your mood swings.
• Heavyweight cosy: 350 g/m² (10.3 oz./yd.²) — built to survive coffee spills and existential dread.
• Regular fit with set-in sleeves — flattering but not clingy (we’re not monsters).
• 1×1 rib at neck, sleeve & bottom hem + double-needle topstitching — because durable looks matter.
• Inside herringbone back-neck tape and self-fabric half moon — tiny details for smug comfort.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (cm) BODY LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 50.5 68 64.5
M 53 72 66
L 56 74 67.5
XL 59 76 69
2XL 62 78 70.5
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