Finally — a sweatshirt that says “I have my life together” (even if you absolutely don’t).
This premium unisex eco sweatshirt is basically the fabric version of main character energy. It’s soft, organic, and looks like you actually iron your clothes (you don’t, and that’s okay).
Made from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton — because you deserve nice things and the planet deserves not to suffer for your outfit choices.
Perfect for:
• pretending you’re on a creative retreat in the woods,
• going to brunch “ironically”,
• or just looking expensive while doing absolutely nothing.
Details that sound fancy (and kind of are):
• 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton
• 350 g/m² of pure cozy power
• Regular fit — chic but not try-hard
• Reinforced seams that say “I’m built to last, emotionally and physically”
• Ethically sourced from Bangladesh
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.5 |
68 |
64.5 |
| M |
53 |
72 |
66 |
| L |
56 |
74 |
67.5 |
| XL |
59 |
76 |
69 |
| 2XL |
62 |
78 |
70.5 |
