Roses are red

Looking for romance with a side of self-love and sarcasm? Meet our “Roses Are Red” plate – a 20cm ceramic reminder that poetry is not dead, just dirty. Featuring a vintage anatomical hand and the cheeky verse “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand but thinking of you”, this plate is strictly for decoration (and definitely not for dinner).

Perfect for lonely hearts, hopeless romantics, or anyone with a dark sense of humor and a blank spot on the wall. Food safe? Nope. Dishwasher safe? Also no. But it does come with a built-in hanger, because love might let you down, but this plate won’t.

A Very Ugly Plates classic – designed to make your ex uncomfortable and your guests laugh uncomfortably