Roses are red

Sweet flowers. Elegant script. Absolutely unromantic honesty.

This authentic vintage porcelain plate looks like something straight from grandma’s cabinet… until you read the poem:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I know you like anal, I like it too.”
Soft florals meet zero subtlety — a true Very Ugly Plates classic.

Each plate is upcycled from real old porcelain and printed by hand, making every piece one of a kind. Small signs of age are part of its vintage charm and proof of its past life.

✔ Food safe – suitable for serving food
✔ Diameter: approx. 20 cm
✔ Material: vintage porcelain
✔ Condition: old / vintage (may show light signs of age)
✔ One of a kind – only one available
✔ Designed & upcycled by Very Ugly Plates

Perfect as wall decor, a shocking gift, or a plate reserved for guests who definitely won’t clutch their pearls.

✨ Ideal for lovers of inappropriate poetry, ironic gifts, floral aesthetics with a twist, and humor that goes straight to the point.

Warning: Looks innocent. Is not.