Roses are red

Roses Are Red Plate – Vintage Style Naughty Wall Decor | Very Ugly Plates

This 20 cm decorative plate is not your grandma’s porcelain.
Well… actually it kind of is. But with a plot twist.

Featuring a delicate vintage-style pink rose illustration and the iconic slightly inappropriate poem:

“Roses are red, violets are blue,
I know you like anal, I like it too.”

This piece is part of the unapologetically ironic world of Very Ugly Plates – Making walls weirder since 2018.

Details:

• Diameter: approx. 20 cm
• Decorative use only
• Comes with a hanger – ready to hang straight out of the box
• High-quality print on ceramic plate
• Perfect gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, weddings (if you’re brave), or that friend who “has everything”

Why you need it:

Because subtle is boring.
Because roses are romantic… but sarcasm is hotter.
Because your wall deserves drama.

Perfect for:

• Bold home decor lovers
• Fans of vintage aesthetic with a dark humor twist
• Unique, funny gift seekers
• Couples who prefer honesty over flowers

Hang it in your bedroom, hallway, gallery wall or gift it to someone who will blush and laugh at the same time.

Very Ugly Plates — where classic florals meet inappropriate poetry.