Shitting in the bushes

Cute forest creature. Zero privacy.
This 20 cm vintage plate features an innocent-looking deer paired with a brutally honest message that absolutely did not need to be said — but was.

✔️ Authentic vintage porcelain
✔️ Food safe – yes, you can eat from it
✔️ Diameter: approx. 20 cm
✔️ One of a kind – no two plates, no two witnesses
✔️ Upcycled with love, humor, and mild judgment

Perfect for:

• kitchens with a sense of humor
• people who walk their dogs in nature (and know)
• gifts for friends who appreciate dark humor and cute animals
• wall decor or tableware that makes guests uncomfortable in a good way

Looks wholesome. Remembers everything.
Very Ugly Plates – nature is watching, and so is your plate. 🦌💀